Logically Funny

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister
Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister
Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still
far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has
been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half
minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach
us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of
course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man
did the only
logical thing. He started to walk
faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate
he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is
split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us
both.

So the man decided to follow Sister
Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the
convent and is
worried about what has happened to
Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are
here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he
followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I
started to run
as fast as I could and he started to
run as fast as he cou ld.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He
reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do
He pulled down his pants.



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster
than man
with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it
would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!